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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
Shoe!
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Oh snap!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What is T-Rex favorite number?
Ate
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up
What should you do if you break your toe?
Call a toe truck!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Mistletoe!
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What building has the most stories?
The library!
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
What animal has the most memory?
A Ram!
What do you give a lemon when it gets injured?
Lemon-aid
Why is Beethoven's relationship with his chickens shaky?
All they talk about is, ""Bach Bach Bach
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
The I.C.U.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking, I am changing
What do you call a low flying bird?
DUCK!
What did the cow say to the chicken infront of it?
Mooove
Why do photons not pack suitcases?
Because they travel light!
Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?
Because there are so many cheetahs.

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