Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation
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He heard it had great circulation
Stake dinner!
It had no body to dance with!
By using a cow-culator.
Igloos it together
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Using it's scales!
You get repossessed!
Incorrectly
Then I realized I only had a crockpot
It goes back four seconds.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
You search for fresh prints!
Honeymoon
Person 2: Who?
Because it was framed!
Experimints
At the bottom of the page.
The dadabase
Because people are dying to get in!