Why did the one handed warrior cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop
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To get to the second hand shop
Because it wanted to become a watermelon
Remove the s!
Because every play needs a cast
Chemis-tree
Because he breaks every chain!
It was mugged
Because 7 8 9
It was Chewy
Because they are afraid of the mouse
An apostrophe
A plain bagel
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He heard it had great circulation
The blood bank
A boo-ick
Stake dinner!
It had no body to dance with!
Because my mom told me to forget the past!
By using a cow-culator.