Where do I keep all my dad jokes?
The dadabase
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Because umbrellas can't walk
Because people are dying to get in!
Type-Os
The clerk responds: If I told you that, wouldn't it defeat the purpose?
Because they are extinct!
Because he kept running out of the pen
A Dell
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
Don't worry guys! Dinner's on me!
With tide
With a sea saw!
Lettuce turnip the beet!
A receding hare line
Because they taste funny
They take the psychopath
It was the wurst explosion
Afford
Meet you at the corner
They have a lot of patients