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What do a baseball team and a pancake have in common?
They both need a good batter
What kind of music do most mountains like?
Rock music
What do you call a person without a body and without a nose?
Nobody knows
- wordplay
- puns
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the boy sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because they were sitting on the deck!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
- objects
- wordplay
What do you call four barbies around a grill?
A Barbie queue!
I just bought a thesaurus and when I got home, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am
How do turtles talk to each other?
On their shell phones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team?
Because she kept running from the ball
My boss told me to have a good day
So I went home
- work
- wordplay
Can February March?
No, but April May
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
What do you call a priest that's also a lawyer?
A father-in-law!
You wanna hear a joke about construction?
Wait... I'm still working on it
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call an alligator that reads maps?
A navigator.

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