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How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
Why was the person staring at the carton of orange juice?
It said concentrate
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What's smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!
What kind of tree grows in your hand?
A palm tree
What did the skunk say when the wind changed?
It's all coming back to me now
Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?
It could not find the right spot
I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159
Then it just CLIX
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop is a line
Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snow bank!
How to birds communicate?
They Twitter!
What do you call a broken angle?
A rektangle!
What did the letter say to the stamp?
Stick with me and you will go places
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
Shoe!
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Oh snap!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
What is T-Rex favorite number?
Ate
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up

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